Hannah Moon: You know what's more low, slimy, vile, and disease-ridden than sewer rats? FAN GIRLS.*dun dun DUUUNNN*
Bree: I know right? and there is a TON of types of them too >.<
Hannah Moon: They need lives. Heck, I need a life and I say they need a life.
Bree: I do believe that was a serious burn. Let's start with Edward Cullen fan girls shall we?
Hannah Moon: Oh yes, lets. Although really, any crazed fan girl is just as bad.
Bree: We will move onto other ones. Trust me
Hannah Moon: YAY!
Bree: Well. First of all these girls belong in an insane asylum. They want to marry a fictional being.
Hannah Moon: Yeah, I'm sorry, that's just WEIRD.
Bree: I know. " IM LYK MZ EDWARD. HE WILL LUV ME 4EVAR"
Hannah Moon: Oh yeah, guys just LOVE girls that have no grammar skills.
Bree: Total turn on right?
Hannah Moon: Oh yeah, and the way they only know the words "hot" and "sexy" is TOTALLY attractive.
Bree: I'm creaming myself just thinking about it. NOT.
Hannah Moon: LOL I just dream to find a guy that rips out his hair over me and has no intelligence at all whatsoever. NOT
Bree: My guy is highly intelligent. Which brings me to my least favorite fan girls in the world. Can you guess who they belong to?
Hannah Moon: lol I think so
Bree: For those of you who are dumb and cannot guess who I am referring to, I would be referring to my boyfriend Robby and his jailbait fan club.
Hannah Moon: Even worse to go after people that shouldn't be attracted to you because of how much older they are. Do they WANT pedophiles?
Bree: Apparently they do. They also like pissing me off. One even tried to make me mad at him so I'd leave him. Fat chance.
Hannah Moon: Just plain sad.
Bree: Even worse she was like 13. That bad for even me.
Hannah Moon: O.O Oh hail naw. Does she really think she's so great, that someone TEN years older will like her?
Bree: Apparently. I have my fair share of fan boys but they aren't on Beloved sodahead. They are on other sites and they have no access to Robby otherwise, he too would get the same shit I do.
Hannah Moon: Fan boys can be just as bad as fan girls.
Bree: Your telling me. I had one ask me to marry him. He was 14. O.o
Hannah Moon: LOL I had a 13-year-old today tell me he loves me more than his girlfriend. I was like, " I met you 2 days ago."
Hannah Moon: I get a lot of foreign fanboys from Facebook
Bree: Nobody bugs me on facebook. Its always myyearbook.
Hannah Moon: It's almost always FB for me XD
Bree: im just glad its not SH LOL
Hannah Moon: LOL That would suck
Bree: I would leave permanently
Hannah Moon: I've had fanboys on there. I still do. Just a few, though
Bree: Thats crazyy lol. Maybe I might have a few but they are hiding from me.
Hannah Moon: lol Ninja fan boys
Bree: The correct term I believe is stalkers.
Hannah Moon: True
Bree: Well I think im bored with this subject so we should close this blog.
Hannah Moon: OK. Remember fans, if you stalk me, I'll stalk you ten fold.
Bree: Stalk me and you'll have a 22 year old man holding a gun to your head.
Hannah Moon: That's hot lol JK
Bree: Am I kidding? Who knows
Hannah Moon: lol
Bree: Adios.
Hannah Moon: See yas.
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
The Earth is heating up. Wait no it's freezing. Well it's climate change.
Hannah Moon: Today, we are going to be discussing a somewhat touchy subject... LIBERALS *dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN*
Bree: Your telling me but I have no problem pointing out everything they do that's idiotic.
Hannah Moon: I was SO furious about the Build-A-Bear video
Bree: care to tell our readers what you are refering to?
Hannah Moon: Build-A-Bear made a cartoon for kids about how Global Warming is going to destroy Christmas.
Bree: Does this mean Build-A-Bear is Liberal owned?
Hannah Moon: They are I think either sponsored or owned by GE, which is VERY Liberal. I forget the exact details.
Bree: Oh dear. yet another company for me to hate.
Hannah Moon: Oh yeah. I have three baby cousins and Build-A-Bear is NOT something they'll get anything from now.
Bree: I have a younger sister but she is not getting Build-A-Bear from me now
Hannah Moon: It's sick. They are SCARING these poor kids and totally BRAINWASHING them. I'd like to see a video about how the New World Order is going to wreck Christmas and see how that goes with people.
Bree: Isn't brainwashing what the liberals do best though?
Hannah Moon: Yep. All disgusting propaganda.
Bree: That and they lie more then anyone.
Hannah Moon: And are major hypocrites. They complain about propaganda and fear-mongering, yet look what they do!
Bree: Your telling me. I live in a liberal household. It drives me insane.
Hannah Moon: I'm from California. >.<
Bree: They like to tell me because I am libertarian that my opinion is wrong.
Hannah Moon: Oh, yeah, that's gonna help convince anyone to be on their side.
Bree: Liberals love telling everyone else they are wrong.
Hannah Moon: And that all other political parties don't care about people.
Bree: Which is so not true. and they want the government to run EVERYTHING.
Hannah Moon: Yeah. I love how they say we are a great nation, yet they want to change EVERYTHING.
Bree: Did you hear the damn liberals want to put abortion as part of universal health care?
Hannah Moon: Yeah. How is that health care? People use abortions as birth control and totally don't take responsibility for if they get knocked up.
Bree: That would mean our tax dollars paying for something women are using as a birth control and not all the tax payers agree with that "birth control". I sure as hell don't.
Hannah Moon: Neither do I. I'd rather have my tax dollars go to people that NEED it.
Bree: Like those with terminal illness.
Hannah Moon: Yeah, and not to people that keep making dumb mistakes. Now, I understand if a girl was raped or the baby is going to end up suffering through life, but not if the girl was just stupid.
Bree: I'm hoping it does not end up on the health care plan. Otherwise i have a feeling non-liberals will riot.
Hannah Moon: I wouldn't be a bit surprised if there was a civil war. We are supposed to be united, but our president has caused more division in this country.
Bree: I have noticed that.I find myself hating liberals more and more each day, all because of our president.
Hannah Moon: As do I. Now, I'm Independant, and I don't agree with all the Republicans either, but I do consider myself an Independant Conservative.
Bree: Being libertarian, we have our own views but Hell if I'm gonna lean anyway way, right or left ill go right. I refuse to be left.
Hannah Moon: Same here.
Bree: My states governor is just as much of a liar as Obama.
Hannah Moon: So is Arnold (Governator)
Bree: she said we needed to make more revenue and in a speach she said " we will boost our ta- revenue"
Hannah Moon: Arnold is now pushing global warming on us -_-
Bree: I bet Gregoire will do the same to Washington.
Hannah Moon: It amazes me how people still refuse to see how Global Warming was shown to be a hoax
Bree: If anything Washington has gotten colder.
Hannah Moon: Same here. We actually got patches of SNOW
Bree: That means liberals will cry"Ice Age!"
Hannah Moon: Which is why they say "climate change" now, so they're never wrong
Bree: Lol thats another thing. They never admit it when they are wrong.
Hannah Moon: Nope, they just bring on the insults.
Bree: Shitty insults at that.
Hannah Moon: Seriously. I met one guy that refuses to believe that global warming was hoaxed, but he also refuses to believe that cholesterol causes heart attacks.
Bree: What planet is he from? the same one as lady gaga?
Hannah Moon: SERIOUSLY! He always tries to be all smart and stuff, when really, whenever I ask him questions, he NEVER answers them, he just bashes other people.
Bree: That's a typical liberal response. They bash and not defend
Hannah Moon: Exactly. He always tries to be a know-it-all, but I always pwn him.
Bree: I pwned liberals in my english class ^^
Hannah Moon: Sweeeeeeet
Bree: it was about global warming.
Hannah Moon: Oh snap. I pwned them in my history class once. It was the only time I bothered to debate. I get too riled up.
Bree: I wonder if 2012 is a liberal theory
Hannah Moon: Which is also false because the 2012 Mayan calendar does not mean the end of the world, but the end of an age and the beginning of a new one.*major nerd*
Bree: See its just them sending everyone into a panic, as usual.
Hannah Moon: Yup. Drives me insane. And I hate how they automatically assume that people that dislike Obama are either racist or love Bush. I hate Obama, and I am NOT racist, and I hate Bush as well.
Bree: It's that stupid race card bullshit.
Hannah Moon: Heck, most of the friends I've had were other races from me.
Bree: I can't say the same since i spent 11 years in a 80% white town and the amount of black kids in the school was 21.
Hannah Moon: lol I grew up in a very diverse city. I think I only had one or two sets of white neighbors. The rest were black, Russian, and Mexican
Bree: Lol. Well. I think we should take this to a close before even more people hate us.
Hannah Moon: LOL We might have to file restraining orders.
Bree: Remember kiddies. that tube lookign thing under mommy's side of the matress is not a toy.
Hannah Moon: AND STOP POKING ME!
Bree: Good night folks.
Hannah Moon: Nighty night
Bree: Your telling me but I have no problem pointing out everything they do that's idiotic.
Hannah Moon: I was SO furious about the Build-A-Bear video
Bree: care to tell our readers what you are refering to?
Hannah Moon: Build-A-Bear made a cartoon for kids about how Global Warming is going to destroy Christmas.
Bree: Does this mean Build-A-Bear is Liberal owned?
Hannah Moon: They are I think either sponsored or owned by GE, which is VERY Liberal. I forget the exact details.
Bree: Oh dear. yet another company for me to hate.
Hannah Moon: Oh yeah. I have three baby cousins and Build-A-Bear is NOT something they'll get anything from now.
Bree: I have a younger sister but she is not getting Build-A-Bear from me now
Hannah Moon: It's sick. They are SCARING these poor kids and totally BRAINWASHING them. I'd like to see a video about how the New World Order is going to wreck Christmas and see how that goes with people.
Bree: Isn't brainwashing what the liberals do best though?
Hannah Moon: Yep. All disgusting propaganda.
Bree: That and they lie more then anyone.
Hannah Moon: And are major hypocrites. They complain about propaganda and fear-mongering, yet look what they do!
Bree: Your telling me. I live in a liberal household. It drives me insane.
Hannah Moon: I'm from California. >.<
Bree: They like to tell me because I am libertarian that my opinion is wrong.
Hannah Moon: Oh, yeah, that's gonna help convince anyone to be on their side.
Bree: Liberals love telling everyone else they are wrong.
Hannah Moon: And that all other political parties don't care about people.
Bree: Which is so not true. and they want the government to run EVERYTHING.
Hannah Moon: Yeah. I love how they say we are a great nation, yet they want to change EVERYTHING.
Bree: Did you hear the damn liberals want to put abortion as part of universal health care?
Hannah Moon: Yeah. How is that health care? People use abortions as birth control and totally don't take responsibility for if they get knocked up.
Bree: That would mean our tax dollars paying for something women are using as a birth control and not all the tax payers agree with that "birth control". I sure as hell don't.
Hannah Moon: Neither do I. I'd rather have my tax dollars go to people that NEED it.
Bree: Like those with terminal illness.
Hannah Moon: Yeah, and not to people that keep making dumb mistakes. Now, I understand if a girl was raped or the baby is going to end up suffering through life, but not if the girl was just stupid.
Bree: I'm hoping it does not end up on the health care plan. Otherwise i have a feeling non-liberals will riot.
Hannah Moon: I wouldn't be a bit surprised if there was a civil war. We are supposed to be united, but our president has caused more division in this country.
Bree: I have noticed that.I find myself hating liberals more and more each day, all because of our president.
Hannah Moon: As do I. Now, I'm Independant, and I don't agree with all the Republicans either, but I do consider myself an Independant Conservative.
Bree: Being libertarian, we have our own views but Hell if I'm gonna lean anyway way, right or left ill go right. I refuse to be left.
Hannah Moon: Same here.
Bree: My states governor is just as much of a liar as Obama.
Hannah Moon: So is Arnold (Governator)
Bree: she said we needed to make more revenue and in a speach she said " we will boost our ta- revenue"
Hannah Moon: Arnold is now pushing global warming on us -_-
Bree: I bet Gregoire will do the same to Washington.
Hannah Moon: It amazes me how people still refuse to see how Global Warming was shown to be a hoax
Bree: If anything Washington has gotten colder.
Hannah Moon: Same here. We actually got patches of SNOW
Bree: That means liberals will cry"Ice Age!"
Hannah Moon: Which is why they say "climate change" now, so they're never wrong
Bree: Lol thats another thing. They never admit it when they are wrong.
Hannah Moon: Nope, they just bring on the insults.
Bree: Shitty insults at that.
Hannah Moon: Seriously. I met one guy that refuses to believe that global warming was hoaxed, but he also refuses to believe that cholesterol causes heart attacks.
Bree: What planet is he from? the same one as lady gaga?
Hannah Moon: SERIOUSLY! He always tries to be all smart and stuff, when really, whenever I ask him questions, he NEVER answers them, he just bashes other people.
Bree: That's a typical liberal response. They bash and not defend
Hannah Moon: Exactly. He always tries to be a know-it-all, but I always pwn him.
Bree: I pwned liberals in my english class ^^
Hannah Moon: Sweeeeeeet
Bree: it was about global warming.
Hannah Moon: Oh snap. I pwned them in my history class once. It was the only time I bothered to debate. I get too riled up.
Bree: I wonder if 2012 is a liberal theory
Hannah Moon: Which is also false because the 2012 Mayan calendar does not mean the end of the world, but the end of an age and the beginning of a new one.*major nerd*
Bree: See its just them sending everyone into a panic, as usual.
Hannah Moon: Yup. Drives me insane. And I hate how they automatically assume that people that dislike Obama are either racist or love Bush. I hate Obama, and I am NOT racist, and I hate Bush as well.
Bree: It's that stupid race card bullshit.
Hannah Moon: Heck, most of the friends I've had were other races from me.
Bree: I can't say the same since i spent 11 years in a 80% white town and the amount of black kids in the school was 21.
Hannah Moon: lol I grew up in a very diverse city. I think I only had one or two sets of white neighbors. The rest were black, Russian, and Mexican
Bree: Lol. Well. I think we should take this to a close before even more people hate us.
Hannah Moon: LOL We might have to file restraining orders.
Bree: Remember kiddies. that tube lookign thing under mommy's side of the matress is not a toy.
Hannah Moon: AND STOP POKING ME!
Bree: Good night folks.
Hannah Moon: Nighty night
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Come On, Be a Man Already!
So. There's this really annoying guy on Youtube. His name is Fred.
Fred sucks monkey butt
More then that. But how the hell is a boy warping his voice to sound 6 years old funny?
I have no clue. He sounds like a chipmunk with turrets or however it's spelled.
Yes he does. And he likes himself
A little too much lol
no really "judy" is just his voice distorted
Eeeeewww
and so is kevin too
He needs friends.
Yes he does
His shows aren't even funny
and he calls pomeranians squirrels
They don't even look like squirrels
no they dont
Chis might
Or chows because of the tail
But still, squirrels are overused in comedy now too.
He's not very original
I know.
its like
he watches youtube videos and then makes his
Yeah, like, "OK I thought this was funny, so I'm gonna do the same thing while pretending I'm a 6-year-old." LAME.
Even when I'm stoned its not funny
( alot of things are funny when im stoned
lmao
It's easy to make me laugh, especially guys, but he wasn't funny.
See he fails
Big time.
shit.
my brain is dead
Mine too.
See fred kills brain cells
lol People like him because their IQ is dropping
Nuu i don't wanna lose my IQ of 124
I dunno my IQ XD
But I'm sure it's higher than Fred's.
his is -124
lol Seriously
If he was a real man, he'd warp his voice the old fashioned way and suck helium.
How old is he really anyway?
I dunno...
I shall investigate >.>
Yay
I dunno how I'll find it with just the name Fred XD
I'll try YouTube
i know his real name
Lucas Cruishank i think
Oh, there we go
Fred is such an unoriginal name.
I know
He's about 16
Born in 1993
o.o
Yeah. He really needs a life and a better sense of humor.
Yes. Man, I thought I had no life.
I've thought of funnier skits in my sleep.
Me too.
He's not even trying to change his voice on his own, it's all technology.
LAME. It's not that hard to sound like a little kid.
No its not
i could do it in my sleep
I think I do in my sleep...
lol
youve got skills bbys lol
lol And the backwards R thing is dumb
They do the same thing at Kids R Us
and toys are us
Yeah, that's what I was thinking of.
It's not even convincing, the stuff he says
Six-year-olds don't have that kind of vocabulary. Plus his acting is way off.
yes it is
I think we have a long enough blog now. lol
yeah and i keep spacing
lol
So it is time we bring this blog to a close
Remember children, dry humping the Burger King guy is frowned upon in certain counties.
And Poking Bree with a stick equals death by fire.
Fred sucks monkey butt
More then that. But how the hell is a boy warping his voice to sound 6 years old funny?
I have no clue. He sounds like a chipmunk with turrets or however it's spelled.
Yes he does. And he likes himself
A little too much lol
no really "judy" is just his voice distorted
Eeeeewww
and so is kevin too
He needs friends.
Yes he does
His shows aren't even funny
and he calls pomeranians squirrels
They don't even look like squirrels
no they dont
Chis might
Or chows because of the tail
But still, squirrels are overused in comedy now too.
He's not very original
I know.
its like
he watches youtube videos and then makes his
Yeah, like, "OK I thought this was funny, so I'm gonna do the same thing while pretending I'm a 6-year-old." LAME.
Even when I'm stoned its not funny
( alot of things are funny when im stoned
lmao
It's easy to make me laugh, especially guys, but he wasn't funny.
See he fails
Big time.
shit.
my brain is dead
Mine too.
See fred kills brain cells
lol People like him because their IQ is dropping
Nuu i don't wanna lose my IQ of 124
I dunno my IQ XD
But I'm sure it's higher than Fred's.
his is -124
lol Seriously
If he was a real man, he'd warp his voice the old fashioned way and suck helium.
How old is he really anyway?
I dunno...
I shall investigate >.>
Yay
I dunno how I'll find it with just the name Fred XD
I'll try YouTube
i know his real name
Lucas Cruishank i think
Oh, there we go
Fred is such an unoriginal name.
I know
He's about 16
Born in 1993
o.o
Yeah. He really needs a life and a better sense of humor.
Yes. Man, I thought I had no life.
I've thought of funnier skits in my sleep.
Me too.
He's not even trying to change his voice on his own, it's all technology.
LAME. It's not that hard to sound like a little kid.
No its not
i could do it in my sleep
I think I do in my sleep...
lol
youve got skills bbys lol
lol And the backwards R thing is dumb
They do the same thing at Kids R Us
and toys are us
Yeah, that's what I was thinking of.
It's not even convincing, the stuff he says
Six-year-olds don't have that kind of vocabulary. Plus his acting is way off.
yes it is
I think we have a long enough blog now. lol
yeah and i keep spacing
lol
So it is time we bring this blog to a close
Remember children, dry humping the Burger King guy is frowned upon in certain counties.
And Poking Bree with a stick equals death by fire.
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Damn Yous A Sexy Bitch
Annah have you ever been on a site and
had a creep hitting on you no matter what
you tell them?
SO. Many. Times. Everywhere.
Well I think today a good topic to cover is
Internet creeps.
Very good topic. They're freakin' EVERYWHERE. I had one at me just a couple days ago.
I just blocked one 5 minutes ago. So one site I've noticed that draws a lot of creeps is myyearbook.com.
Evony has a lot too. Yes, I play that. :P
I've noticed that even if I am in a relationship
the creeps dont care. I had a man from india say he loved me after talking to me
for 30 minutes. Um hello? Second I told him multiple times,
"I have a boyfriend, his name is Robby."
Didn't phase him a bit.
Heck, they always just go straight to, "Wanna cyber?" with me. -_-
Trust me I get that too.
I hate the "wanna fuck?" messages
I get. It pisses me off.
I know, SO gross. As soon as I hit 18, WHAM. Although I had then when I was younger, too. -_-
I know. Turning 18 was like the worst on the internet. A man who was like 30 literally counted down the days until I was 18.
Creepy much?
Same here. Three of them. This one guy once messaged me out of nowhere calling me his "sexy honey."
I have 40 pages of messages like that on myyearbook.
I'm saving them to report some of the men that send
them.
I get lots of it on Facebook. Why would I think guys randomly asking me for nude pics is attractive?
My facebook is set so private I'm not worried about freaks there. But myyearbook?
"Nudez plees?"
Um Fuck No.
This one Italian guy emailed me saying, "I think you are fantastic and amazing. You have an amazing personality" yadda yadda. I never even spoke to him before.
I had a guy comment on a pic of me wearing a low cut shirt saying
"yummy boobs"
Lolwut?
lmao wtfudge? Just a couple days ago on Evony, I was talking to a few friends, and I said I'm single, and this guy immediately privately asked me, "And looking?" I just said "lmao" and then he said, "Just holding out?" So I told him I'm waiting for the perfect guy and said, "How do you know you're not talking to him now?"
O.o
Lol the only person who should say what that one guy said to me is Robby.
Boyfriends have that right ;D
But wow. That guy talking to you failed.
Hes not smooth at all.
Don't make me hit on you again Annah XD
LOL XD I'll admit, he was classier than the other guys lol
My ex right before Robby won me over with a cheesy pick up line...
I still to this day don't know how it worked.
I guess its because his personality is adorable.
It didnt work about because he let me boss him around.
I kinda like being put in my place ;D
LOL Nice XD I'm still holding out as long as possible. I don't want a boyfriend until I find THE guy.
I think I have. I mean I don't want to jump the gun, but I've
never been this happy while with someone.
Well you two do have lots in common. Me, I'm a weirdie. XD
there has got to be another Hannah but in male form somewhere ;D
Our blog is one of the most random blogs. WE get off topic easy.
ADHD FTW
ADD for me XD
IF ANY OF YOU ARE A RED-HAIRED JEWISH CHRISTIAN MALE THAT BELIEVES IN EVOLUTION AND IS A CONSERVATIVE CONSPIRACY THEORIST, LET ME KNOW.
Caps Lock rape.
I dont know anyone like that LMAO
My point exactly. XD
Well Annah I think I'm done.
Remember people, Bree is god, just in human form.
Does that make me Jesus?
Yes It does. Since I am God :D
:O DADDY!
Goodbye earthlings.
Bye byes.
had a creep hitting on you no matter what
you tell them?
SO. Many. Times. Everywhere.
Well I think today a good topic to cover is
Internet creeps.
Very good topic. They're freakin' EVERYWHERE. I had one at me just a couple days ago.
I just blocked one 5 minutes ago. So one site I've noticed that draws a lot of creeps is myyearbook.com.
Evony has a lot too. Yes, I play that. :P
I've noticed that even if I am in a relationship
the creeps dont care. I had a man from india say he loved me after talking to me
for 30 minutes. Um hello? Second I told him multiple times,
"I have a boyfriend, his name is Robby."
Didn't phase him a bit.
Heck, they always just go straight to, "Wanna cyber?" with me. -_-
Trust me I get that too.
I hate the "wanna fuck?" messages
I get. It pisses me off.
I know, SO gross. As soon as I hit 18, WHAM. Although I had then when I was younger, too. -_-
I know. Turning 18 was like the worst on the internet. A man who was like 30 literally counted down the days until I was 18.
Creepy much?
Same here. Three of them. This one guy once messaged me out of nowhere calling me his "sexy honey."
I have 40 pages of messages like that on myyearbook.
I'm saving them to report some of the men that send
them.
I get lots of it on Facebook. Why would I think guys randomly asking me for nude pics is attractive?
My facebook is set so private I'm not worried about freaks there. But myyearbook?
"Nudez plees?"
Um Fuck No.
This one Italian guy emailed me saying, "I think you are fantastic and amazing. You have an amazing personality" yadda yadda. I never even spoke to him before.
I had a guy comment on a pic of me wearing a low cut shirt saying
"yummy boobs"
Lolwut?
lmao wtfudge? Just a couple days ago on Evony, I was talking to a few friends, and I said I'm single, and this guy immediately privately asked me, "And looking?" I just said "lmao" and then he said, "Just holding out?" So I told him I'm waiting for the perfect guy and said, "How do you know you're not talking to him now?"
O.o
Lol the only person who should say what that one guy said to me is Robby.
Boyfriends have that right ;D
But wow. That guy talking to you failed.
Hes not smooth at all.
Don't make me hit on you again Annah XD
LOL XD I'll admit, he was classier than the other guys lol
My ex right before Robby won me over with a cheesy pick up line...
I still to this day don't know how it worked.
I guess its because his personality is adorable.
It didnt work about because he let me boss him around.
I kinda like being put in my place ;D
LOL Nice XD I'm still holding out as long as possible. I don't want a boyfriend until I find THE guy.
I think I have. I mean I don't want to jump the gun, but I've
never been this happy while with someone.
Well you two do have lots in common. Me, I'm a weirdie. XD
there has got to be another Hannah but in male form somewhere ;D
Our blog is one of the most random blogs. WE get off topic easy.
ADHD FTW
ADD for me XD
IF ANY OF YOU ARE A RED-HAIRED JEWISH CHRISTIAN MALE THAT BELIEVES IN EVOLUTION AND IS A CONSERVATIVE CONSPIRACY THEORIST, LET ME KNOW.
Caps Lock rape.
I dont know anyone like that LMAO
My point exactly. XD
Well Annah I think I'm done.
Remember people, Bree is god, just in human form.
Does that make me Jesus?
Yes It does. Since I am God :D
:O DADDY!
Goodbye earthlings.
Bye byes.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
What A Whore.
You know what I hate?
Disney shows. They used to rock in the 90's You know like Bug Juice and stuff? But now they have sucky shows. Especially Hannah Montana.
Very much so. Do you remember The Weekenders? Was that Disney?
Vaguely. I believe so.
Lizzie Maguire!
I LOVED The Weekenders. Was never a fan of Hillary Duff. She can't act. At all.
I didn't like Hilary, it was her friend miranda that I liked watching.
Yeah, I liked Miranda.
We are getting off topic here...
So Hannah Montana is the most overrated Disney show. Agree?
Definitely. And her clothes are atrocious. So much so that she actually made me use that word for the first time in a sentence.
And she can't sing for anything.
She sings through her nose.
Did you know she nearly flashed a nipple in one episode?
Yeah, I saw the gif >.<>
Shouldn't Disney have caught that?
Oh wait I forgot no matter how scandalous the scandal,
Disney fires no one.
Disney WANTS to promote sexuality. Don't get me started on subliminal images XD
Just watch, they will come up with a show that has teen
strippers without them being naked. It will happen.
I thought it did happen at the Teen Choice Awards with who other than Miley.
i mean like the teens working at a teen club and they pole dance xD
XD
I wouldn't doubt that. Of course, that would be pedophilia... XD
JailBait FTW. xD
Oh snap XD I sometimes miss being jail bait. Miley needs to freakin' appreciate what she has instead of trying to grow up to be a whore.
I know.
I kinda miss being jailbait but not really.
I mean now its legal for me to be attracted
to guys 3, 4, 5 etc years older then me.
Yeah, that's true... *stalks Hugh Jackman*
I don't need to stalk anyone *looks at my # sodahead* :D
No stalking required. Unless he wants me too ;D
Oh Baby.
I stalk Penguinz, but he wants me to.
I stalk a lot of people. I'm a professional online stalker.
Your my next victim dear.
Yay! I want a shirt that says "Stalker for hire."
That would be awesome.
Well I do believe this blog is coming to a close.
Remember kiddies, Don't go into the living room at 1AM christmas
Morning because mommy will be doing more then kissing
Sanata Clause.
lol Threesome with Santa.
Hasta Luego muchachos.
Elvis has left the building.
Disney shows. They used to rock in the 90's You know like Bug Juice and stuff? But now they have sucky shows. Especially Hannah Montana.
Very much so. Do you remember The Weekenders? Was that Disney?
Vaguely. I believe so.
Lizzie Maguire!
I LOVED The Weekenders. Was never a fan of Hillary Duff. She can't act. At all.
I didn't like Hilary, it was her friend miranda that I liked watching.
Yeah, I liked Miranda.
We are getting off topic here...
So Hannah Montana is the most overrated Disney show. Agree?
Definitely. And her clothes are atrocious. So much so that she actually made me use that word for the first time in a sentence.
And she can't sing for anything.
She sings through her nose.
Did you know she nearly flashed a nipple in one episode?
Yeah, I saw the gif >.<>
Shouldn't Disney have caught that?
Oh wait I forgot no matter how scandalous the scandal,
Disney fires no one.
Disney WANTS to promote sexuality. Don't get me started on subliminal images XD
Just watch, they will come up with a show that has teen
strippers without them being naked. It will happen.
I thought it did happen at the Teen Choice Awards with who other than Miley.
i mean like the teens working at a teen club and they pole dance xD
XD
I wouldn't doubt that. Of course, that would be pedophilia... XD
JailBait FTW. xD
Oh snap XD I sometimes miss being jail bait. Miley needs to freakin' appreciate what she has instead of trying to grow up to be a whore.
I know.
I kinda miss being jailbait but not really.
I mean now its legal for me to be attracted
to guys 3, 4, 5 etc years older then me.
Yeah, that's true... *stalks Hugh Jackman*
I don't need to stalk anyone *looks at my # sodahead* :D
No stalking required. Unless he wants me too ;D
Oh Baby.
I stalk Penguinz, but he wants me to.
I stalk a lot of people. I'm a professional online stalker.
Your my next victim dear.
Yay! I want a shirt that says "Stalker for hire."
That would be awesome.
Well I do believe this blog is coming to a close.
Remember kiddies, Don't go into the living room at 1AM christmas
Morning because mommy will be doing more then kissing
Sanata Clause.
lol Threesome with Santa.
Hasta Luego muchachos.
Elvis has left the building.
Friday, December 11, 2009
A Child and A....?: Revealed
Well Folks We know its been a couple days and your probably dying(literally) to see what we attack next.
So now we are going to make an official attack on two overrated people, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner.
A child and a man who can barely qualify as a man considering he has no balls.
I'll admit, Taylor has a great body, but his face looks like he has Down Syndrome.
DISCLAIMER: I have a cousin with Down Syndrome.
Are you kidding me Annah?
How can you say that child has a great body?
Do I need to slap you with a picture of Johnny Depp again?
Ooohh, Johnny..........
Excuse me guys, Annah just had a brain dead moment which I'm sure she will recover from.
*slapswithJohnnyPicture*
Are you sane now?
VERY.
Anywho, Rob has the SAME stoned and smug look in, like, every photo.
Not to mention he looks like a homeless man.
He really does. Here's what I think is so funny: Girls claim to LOVE him, but they don't give a care that he's in Harry Potter, just Twilight.
I didnt mind him in Potter. I didnt hate him back then.
I remember when I first saw him in Potter. I thought, "OK, Cedric is supposed to be, like, really hot, and this guy isn't that hot."
Me too!
I was expecting some pretty boy.
Pattinson failed that role.
BIG TIME.
I was actually GLAD he was dead. I was NOT PLEASED. I thought Victor Krum was hotter. :P
After that movie I had a thing for Bulgarians. <3
Since we are mentioning Harry Potter, I would like to point out that Daniel Radcliffe isn't that hot either.
Yeah, I used to like him, but I got over him. I like Rupert Grint, but mainly for the red hair. :P
I had a thing for tom felton for awhile <3 I love bad boys XD
Jeez we are starting to look soft. Quick! Give me something to verbally rip part!
I hear Rob's abs are airbrushed.
I wouldn't doubt it. I mean he looks scrawny.
I prefer my men to have meat on their bones. ;D
Same here XD *lost in thoughts of Hugh Jackman*
*starts thinking about my bf*
Hey Annah you started it ;D
Yeah well I don't have a bf to think of XD
Just dont get me started on him and I'll spare you the hours and hours i could go on about him.
Taylor Launter and Taylor Swift are an item
I think shes an idiot for dating that!
lol Sucks that they're both named Taylor.
If she marries him you realize how confusing that'd be?
Assuming she took his last name.
She'd probably hyphen it.
I saw rumors today that Kristen Stewart developed brain cells and dumped Rob.
O.O You serious? You mean she might actually have a shred of intelligence?
Yes. I just looked it up. He is indeed single.
She still sucks.
lol Wow. She also has the same look in EVERY photo.
Well Annah we must cut ourselves off before we get boring ;D
Remmeber kiddies, don't check under mommy and daddys matress.
Or mine, for that matter.
And please don't look through my browsing history.
lol Mine would just bore the crud out of people and possibly get me interrogated.
Adios Amigos.
Laytah.
So now we are going to make an official attack on two overrated people, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner.
A child and a man who can barely qualify as a man considering he has no balls.
I'll admit, Taylor has a great body, but his face looks like he has Down Syndrome.
DISCLAIMER: I have a cousin with Down Syndrome.
Are you kidding me Annah?
How can you say that child has a great body?
Do I need to slap you with a picture of Johnny Depp again?
Ooohh, Johnny..........
Excuse me guys, Annah just had a brain dead moment which I'm sure she will recover from.
*slapswithJohnnyPicture*
Are you sane now?
VERY.
Anywho, Rob has the SAME stoned and smug look in, like, every photo.
Not to mention he looks like a homeless man.
He really does. Here's what I think is so funny: Girls claim to LOVE him, but they don't give a care that he's in Harry Potter, just Twilight.
I didnt mind him in Potter. I didnt hate him back then.
I remember when I first saw him in Potter. I thought, "OK, Cedric is supposed to be, like, really hot, and this guy isn't that hot."
Me too!
I was expecting some pretty boy.
Pattinson failed that role.
BIG TIME.
I was actually GLAD he was dead. I was NOT PLEASED. I thought Victor Krum was hotter. :P
After that movie I had a thing for Bulgarians. <3
Since we are mentioning Harry Potter, I would like to point out that Daniel Radcliffe isn't that hot either.
Yeah, I used to like him, but I got over him. I like Rupert Grint, but mainly for the red hair. :P
I had a thing for tom felton for awhile <3 I love bad boys XD
Jeez we are starting to look soft. Quick! Give me something to verbally rip part!
I hear Rob's abs are airbrushed.
I wouldn't doubt it. I mean he looks scrawny.
I prefer my men to have meat on their bones. ;D
Same here XD *lost in thoughts of Hugh Jackman*
*starts thinking about my bf*
Hey Annah you started it ;D
Yeah well I don't have a bf to think of XD
Just dont get me started on him and I'll spare you the hours and hours i could go on about him.
Taylor Launter and Taylor Swift are an item
I think shes an idiot for dating that!
lol Sucks that they're both named Taylor.
If she marries him you realize how confusing that'd be?
Assuming she took his last name.
She'd probably hyphen it.
I saw rumors today that Kristen Stewart developed brain cells and dumped Rob.
O.O You serious? You mean she might actually have a shred of intelligence?
Yes. I just looked it up. He is indeed single.
She still sucks.
lol Wow. She also has the same look in EVERY photo.
Well Annah we must cut ourselves off before we get boring ;D
Remmeber kiddies, don't check under mommy and daddys matress.
Or mine, for that matter.
And please don't look through my browsing history.
lol Mine would just bore the crud out of people and possibly get me interrogated.
Adios Amigos.
Laytah.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Twlight: A Woman's Wet Dream Realized.
Now that you people know who we are, we are actually going to start discussing stuff.
For this blog we will discuss everyones favorite topic, Twlight.
And why it sucks.
Of course it sucks. I wasted a month of my time reading ALL FOUR BOOKS.
I can't get that time back >.>
I went to Burger King and there were life-sized decals of Cullen and Black on the doors. The handles were right at their crotch area. XD
That's probably because they have no balls. And I mean that in two ways
Lol Did you see the pic of them on the Burger King cup? Cullen TOTALLY looks like Christopher Walken.
I havent been to Burger king since New Moon came out. I've avoided Hot Topic too.
New Moon took over D:
Not only is Meyer making millions off her wet dreams but shes ruining good stores with them too
O.O Now they desecrated Hot Topic!?! Aw hail naw.
Oh yes they did. I think all of us that are SANE should boycott Hot Topic.
I stopped going anyway. They took out all the Happy Bunny stuff.
I didn't stop going until Twlight took over.
Not to get off subject but...
Did you know they sell Kanye West shirts at HT?
Talk about fail.
He's fucking rap for gods sake.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt????? That's just wrong.
Now I'm afraid to enter HT because I might get blinded by Cullen's sparkles.
Or Eaten by a damn shapeshifter.
If Twlight tries to take over the word I'll kill myself.
What's scary is how an abusive pedophile shape-shifter, a stalker, and a girl with no brains at all whatsoever are IDOLIZED by these girls.
To be honst I'd rather be stalked by Lestat even though that would eventually end in my death.
Tell me about it. I can't get over how this book is so loved. It's like they're saying, "You should look for a pedophile abuser or a stalker to be your true love. Boys, find the most senseless girl you can find as long as she's attractive, and stalk her. She'll SO find it romantic!"
If my boyfriend started stalking me like Cullen I would cry.
It's not attractive at all.
Tell me about it. Stalking sucks.
And I'm sensitive to light, so the sparkles would hurt.
I get migraines and I'm photosensitive while experiencing one. So If Cullen walked towards me when I have a migraine I would pass out.
As much as I love bashing this topic I think we should wrap this one up.
OK. See ya peoples, and remember, Twilight sucks.
This is Bre signing off. Don't forget to walk the cat while brushing your nose hair.
And remember, lick anything made of iron daily to get your daily intake of.... iron.
Bre, here from now On Annah's part of the posts will be in red and Bre's in green.
For this blog we will discuss everyones favorite topic, Twlight.
And why it sucks.
Of course it sucks. I wasted a month of my time reading ALL FOUR BOOKS.
I can't get that time back >.>
I went to Burger King and there were life-sized decals of Cullen and Black on the doors. The handles were right at their crotch area. XD
That's probably because they have no balls. And I mean that in two ways
Lol Did you see the pic of them on the Burger King cup? Cullen TOTALLY looks like Christopher Walken.
I havent been to Burger king since New Moon came out. I've avoided Hot Topic too.
New Moon took over D:
Not only is Meyer making millions off her wet dreams but shes ruining good stores with them too
O.O Now they desecrated Hot Topic!?! Aw hail naw.
Oh yes they did. I think all of us that are SANE should boycott Hot Topic.
I stopped going anyway. They took out all the Happy Bunny stuff.
I didn't stop going until Twlight took over.
Not to get off subject but...
Did you know they sell Kanye West shirts at HT?
Talk about fail.
He's fucking rap for gods sake.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt????? That's just wrong.
Now I'm afraid to enter HT because I might get blinded by Cullen's sparkles.
Or Eaten by a damn shapeshifter.
If Twlight tries to take over the word I'll kill myself.
What's scary is how an abusive pedophile shape-shifter, a stalker, and a girl with no brains at all whatsoever are IDOLIZED by these girls.
To be honst I'd rather be stalked by Lestat even though that would eventually end in my death.
Tell me about it. I can't get over how this book is so loved. It's like they're saying, "You should look for a pedophile abuser or a stalker to be your true love. Boys, find the most senseless girl you can find as long as she's attractive, and stalk her. She'll SO find it romantic!"
If my boyfriend started stalking me like Cullen I would cry.
It's not attractive at all.
Tell me about it. Stalking sucks.
And I'm sensitive to light, so the sparkles would hurt.
I get migraines and I'm photosensitive while experiencing one. So If Cullen walked towards me when I have a migraine I would pass out.
As much as I love bashing this topic I think we should wrap this one up.
OK. See ya peoples, and remember, Twilight sucks.
This is Bre signing off. Don't forget to walk the cat while brushing your nose hair.
And remember, lick anything made of iron daily to get your daily intake of.... iron.
Bre, here from now On Annah's part of the posts will be in red and Bre's in green.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
We are Pyschic and we predict you will worship us.
Well I'm the "Bre" part of "Breannah" I'm made of 98% water but if you poke me with a needle water will not come out.
I'm the "annah," and I speak several languages including English, bad English, and STFU.
In case you haven't noticed both "annah" and "bre" are full of sarcasm and wit. One of our many talents.
We ain't too shabby-lookin' either.
Are you kidding me Annah?
We are smokin'
Smokin like Tommy Chong at Woodstock.
Well, Annah I think we should wrap this blog up. We don't want to use all our awesomeness in one blog right?
Is that possible? I thought it just regenerated. O.o
I don't want to risk it. Well this is Bre saying good bye weaklings.
And Annah saying, "G'night, future us worshipers."
I'm the "annah," and I speak several languages including English, bad English, and STFU.
In case you haven't noticed both "annah" and "bre" are full of sarcasm and wit. One of our many talents.
We ain't too shabby-lookin' either.
Are you kidding me Annah?
We are smokin'
Smokin like Tommy Chong at Woodstock.
Well, Annah I think we should wrap this blog up. We don't want to use all our awesomeness in one blog right?
Is that possible? I thought it just regenerated. O.o
I don't want to risk it. Well this is Bre saying good bye weaklings.
And Annah saying, "G'night, future us worshipers."
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