LOL WUT?

Good evening stalkers. This blog with be random because i am high on laughign gas from the dentist. this will eb fun:
And my mom says I look like the Swiss Miss T_T
my mouth tastes like metal.
Yummy
not really althoguh i now have a sudden craving for staples
They're a good source of iron,
the fact that i rpobably have bit my cheek a million times now is kinda exciting
Not exciting for your cheek XD
i think i taste blood. I wouldnt doubt that i am. probably bit my tongue too
lol I bit my tongue once and it swelled and when I spoke I sounded like a total tard
lol i look like i had a stroke
Sounds hot.
i would totally go guy searchign right now
if i was single
lol Not me XD
lol why not
Because I'm not looking for one lol
lol neiterh am i ;D
lol I noticed XD
i wont ever either
Same here.
its raining in mabi xD
Here too.
mabi is a game i play XD
I totally got my socks soaked.
Oh XD
Mabinogi is the full name. not too many people knwo what it is. Alyssa is the one who got me to play
Never heard of it. I did get The Sims 3, though XD
i have sims 3 XD
Me too XD
i know you alreadyf said it.
Oh I read it wrong lol
I totally made my character look like me XD
lol i kidna sorta havent playe dit XD
Oh, nice XD
apparently you cant make a family out of teenagers
Bummer
I heard the teens can get knocked up, though XD
Dude I turned on the game and all of a sudden I had a baby and I was like WTF!?!
lol thats kinda weird.
lol Very weird XD
i cant feelmy chin'
That's usually not a good thing.
novacaine
My brother keeps sticking his dirty hands into my Cheetos
ew
I know
And he already had a bunch of my Cheetos.
bahahaha
my head is starting to hurt
lol That laughing gas is gonna kill you
lol no its cause the novacaine is wearing off and they did 7 teeth
Ouch o.o
i just turned on the blair witch project
I watched Men In Black today
thats a good movie
Hails yeah
lol blair witch projecty is funny
Haven't seen it
its supposed to be scary
LOL
I love it when movies are like that
i love yelling " your gonna die!'
and it scares the shit out of people
lmao I saw The Shining and I was like "OK, when is it gonna be scary?"
lol saw movies are stupid.
Dude Jurassic Park scares me
we are still blogging this shit right?
LOL Yeah
good
But seriously if I saw "Jurassic Park" in 3D I would have to be carried out of the theater
" what the fuck is that" my answer? " YOUR MOM!"
LOL Nice
they are gonna dieeeeeeeeee
Raptors are trying to kill me
So are T-rexes
lmao
i <3 cartoon dinos
LOL Me too
There's still a part of me that loves dinosaurs
But the rest is scawed.
lmao
Grrrr it's doppleganger week on Facebook and I dunno who my doppleganger is
lolwut
I dunno who looks like meh
I do jk lol
LOL That would be so weird XD
i dont even have you added on facebook. FAIL
lol My mom is on FB XD
mine too LOL
lol My grandma just got one and now my mom is freaking out that her mom is on there XD
LOL thats hella bad. my gma wouldnt ever get oe
LOL My grandma wasn't even sure she wanted one
lololololol
Dude how come we only have 7 followers? D:
people fail to follow us.
Grrrrrrrrrr
I feel like I have to burp
BELCH
What did you call me? :O
lol JK
lmao
Why can't blogs edit themselves?
lol i dont know
It's a conspiracy
everything is a conspiracy
Hails yeah it is
including th government ;D
Trust me, I totally believe that XD
lmao
This is a long blog XD
Well folks i think i have gotten boring <3 Remember kids, Walking your cat with a metal leash during a lightening storm is bad juju.
Bad juju to the voodoo that you do.
adios.
Byez

Hello My Name is.... SceneFaceSlut

Bree: Well folks Hannah and I haven't blogged in awhile for many reasons but Giant Marshmellow attacks isn't one of them

Hannah Moon: And no, I'm NOT pregnant with William Dafoe's baby.

Bree: When the hell did that rumor happen?

Hannah Moon: It didn't XD

Bree: I did hear that you... Anyway, today's topic will be about fakes on the internet.

Hannah Moon: And how much they suck.Which is a lot.

Bree: I have fallen victim to a fake before. Well 2 actually

Hannah Moon: Not a fun experience.Really, it's quite screwed up. People are putting their trust into these fakes not knowing they're fake. Then they get backstabbed. And all for what benifit?

Bree: I dated one. I almost had no trust for online dating after that but It obviously changed when i found someone REAL.

Hannah Moon: It's sad. Creating a fake persona just to be loved is always going to backfire.

Bree: I know. It's so stupid. or the ones who make a game out of it

Hannah Moon: Then it's just plain cruel.

Bree: Yeah try having your heart broken. That's what happened when I trusted a fake too much. Thank god I got over it and moved on eh?

Hannah Moon: Yeah. It's one thing to create fake friendships, but fake DATING? That's just wrong.

Bree: It can kill a persons ego, trust etc.

Hannah Moon: Heck, it could really screw people up.

Bree: I am a good example of that but I won't tell everyone what happened to me

Hannah Moon: Just for the record, I'm not fake. XD

Bree: I'm not either I have way too much proof and If it still isn't enough proof for you.... Ask Jester or RainbowOblivion.

Hannah Moon: I have lots of online friends and I do what I can to get my name known XD So I'm not fake lol

Bree: I had accusations in 2009 but they were squashed when i posted proof.

Hannah Moon: lol I don't think anyone has accused me of being fake.

Bree: people used to accuse me because apprently i looked like a stereotype. LOL whatever.

Hannah Moon: lol What stereotype? XD

Bree: scene kid and IDK how.

Hannah Moon: O.O Those people were on crack.

Bree: I don't fit a stereotype.

Hannah Moon: Exactly

Bree: Except maybe hot nerd ;D

Bree: Except maybe hot nerd ;D

Hannah Moon: LOL I just fit nerd XD

Bree: lawl. So basically fakes run rampant on sodahead.

Hannah Moon: EVERYWHERE. They're like ferrets but not cute. They multiply. >.>

Bree: lawd i know. Well Folks I would like to wrap this one up. remember kiddos, That was not me in that porn you watched last night.

Hannah Moon: And I've never even TOUCHED William Dafoe.

Bree: I heard William Hung stayed the night at your house once...

Hannah Moon: He lives with me.

Bree: Just Checking. Good Night everybody!

Hannah Moon: Buhbyes.

Girl, stalk someone your own size.

Hannah Moon: You know what's more low, slimy, vile, and disease-ridden than sewer rats? FAN GIRLS.*dun dun DUUUNNN*

Bree: I know right? and there is a TON of types of them too >.<

Hannah Moon: They need lives. Heck, I need a life and I say they need a life.

Bree: I do believe that was a serious burn. Let's start with Edward Cullen fan girls shall we?

Hannah Moon: Oh yes, lets. Although really, any crazed fan girl is just as bad.

Bree: We will move onto other ones. Trust me

Hannah Moon: YAY!

Bree: Well. First of all these girls belong in an insane asylum. They want to marry a fictional being.

Hannah Moon: Yeah, I'm sorry, that's just WEIRD.

Bree: I know. " IM LYK MZ EDWARD. HE WILL LUV ME 4EVAR"

Hannah Moon: Oh yeah, guys just LOVE girls that have no grammar skills.

Bree: Total turn on right?

Hannah Moon: Oh yeah, and the way they only know the words "hot" and "sexy" is TOTALLY attractive.

Bree: I'm creaming myself just thinking about it. NOT.

Hannah Moon: LOL I just dream to find a guy that rips out his hair over me and has no intelligence at all whatsoever. NOT

Bree: My guy is highly intelligent. Which brings me to my least favorite fan girls in the world. Can you guess who they belong to?

Hannah Moon: lol I think so

Bree: For those of you who are dumb and cannot guess who I am referring to, I would be referring to my boyfriend Robby and his jailbait fan club.

Hannah Moon: Even worse to go after people that shouldn't be attracted to you because of how much older they are. Do they WANT pedophiles?

Bree: Apparently they do. They also like pissing me off. One even tried to make me mad at him so I'd leave him. Fat chance.

Hannah Moon: Just plain sad.

Bree: Even worse she was like 13. That bad for even me.

Hannah Moon: O.O Oh hail naw. Does she really think she's so great, that someone TEN years older will like her?

Bree: Apparently. I have my fair share of fan boys but they aren't on Beloved sodahead. They are on other sites and they have no access to Robby otherwise, he too would get the same shit I do.

Hannah Moon: Fan boys can be just as bad as fan girls.

Bree: Your telling me. I had one ask me to marry him. He was 14. O.o

Hannah Moon: LOL I had a 13-year-old today tell me he loves me more than his girlfriend. I was like, " I met you 2 days ago."

Hannah Moon: I get a lot of foreign fanboys from Facebook

Bree: Nobody bugs me on facebook. Its always myyearbook.

Hannah Moon: It's almost always FB for me XD

Bree: im just glad its not SH LOL

Hannah Moon: LOL That would suck

Bree: I would leave permanently

Hannah Moon: I've had fanboys on there. I still do. Just a few, though

Bree: Thats crazyy lol. Maybe I might have a few but they are hiding from me.

Hannah Moon: lol Ninja fan boys

Bree: The correct term I believe is stalkers.

Hannah Moon: True

Bree: Well I think im bored with this subject so we should close this blog.

Hannah Moon: OK. Remember fans, if you stalk me, I'll stalk you ten fold.

Bree: Stalk me and you'll have a 22 year old man holding a gun to your head.

Hannah Moon: That's hot lol JK

Bree: Am I kidding? Who knows

Hannah Moon: lol

Bree: Adios.

Hannah Moon: See yas.

The Earth is heating up. Wait no it's freezing. Well it's climate change.

Hannah Moon: Today, we are going to be discussing a somewhat touchy subject... LIBERALS *dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN*

Bree: Your telling me but I have no problem pointing out everything they do that's idiotic.

Hannah Moon: I was SO furious about the Build-A-Bear video

Bree: care to tell our readers what you are refering to?

Hannah Moon: Build-A-Bear made a cartoon for kids about how Global Warming is going to destroy Christmas.

Bree: Does this mean Build-A-Bear is Liberal owned?

Hannah Moon: They are I think either sponsored or owned by GE, which is VERY Liberal. I forget the exact details.

Bree: Oh dear. yet another company for me to hate.

Hannah Moon: Oh yeah. I have three baby cousins and Build-A-Bear is NOT something they'll get anything from now.

Bree: I have a younger sister but she is not getting Build-A-Bear from me now

Hannah Moon: It's sick. They are SCARING these poor kids and totally BRAINWASHING them. I'd like to see a video about how the New World Order is going to wreck Christmas and see how that goes with people.

Bree: Isn't brainwashing what the liberals do best though?

Hannah Moon: Yep. All disgusting propaganda.

Bree: That and they lie more then anyone.

Hannah Moon: And are major hypocrites. They complain about propaganda and fear-mongering, yet look what they do!

Bree: Your telling me. I live in a liberal household. It drives me insane.

Hannah Moon: I'm from California. >.<

Bree: They like to tell me because I am libertarian that my opinion is wrong.

Hannah Moon: Oh, yeah, that's gonna help convince anyone to be on their side.

Bree: Liberals love telling everyone else they are wrong.

Hannah Moon: And that all other political parties don't care about people.

Bree: Which is so not true. and they want the government to run EVERYTHING.

Hannah Moon: Yeah. I love how they say we are a great nation, yet they want to change EVERYTHING.

Bree: Did you hear the damn liberals want to put abortion as part of universal health care?

Hannah Moon: Yeah. How is that health care? People use abortions as birth control and totally don't take responsibility for if they get knocked up.

Bree: That would mean our tax dollars paying for something women are using as a birth control and not all the tax payers agree with that "birth control". I sure as hell don't.

Hannah Moon: Neither do I. I'd rather have my tax dollars go to people that NEED it.

Bree: Like those with terminal illness.

Hannah Moon: Yeah, and not to people that keep making dumb mistakes. Now, I understand if a girl was raped or the baby is going to end up suffering through life, but not if the girl was just stupid.

Bree: I'm hoping it does not end up on the health care plan. Otherwise i have a feeling non-liberals will riot.

Hannah Moon: I wouldn't be a bit surprised if there was a civil war. We are supposed to be united, but our president has caused more division in this country.

Bree: I have noticed that.I find myself hating liberals more and more each day, all because of our president.

Hannah Moon: As do I. Now, I'm Independant, and I don't agree with all the Republicans either, but I do consider myself an Independant Conservative.

Bree: Being libertarian, we have our own views but Hell if I'm gonna lean anyway way, right or left ill go right. I refuse to be left.

Hannah Moon: Same here.

Bree: My states governor is just as much of a liar as Obama.

Hannah Moon: So is Arnold (Governator)

Bree: she said we needed to make more revenue and in a speach she said " we will boost our ta- revenue"

Hannah Moon: Arnold is now pushing global warming on us -_-

Bree: I bet Gregoire will do the same to Washington.

Hannah Moon: It amazes me how people still refuse to see how Global Warming was shown to be a hoax

Bree: If anything Washington has gotten colder.

Hannah Moon: Same here. We actually got patches of SNOW

Bree: That means liberals will cry"Ice Age!"

Hannah Moon: Which is why they say "climate change" now, so they're never wrong

Bree: Lol thats another thing. They never admit it when they are wrong.

Hannah Moon: Nope, they just bring on the insults.

Bree: Shitty insults at that.

Hannah Moon: Seriously. I met one guy that refuses to believe that global warming was hoaxed, but he also refuses to believe that cholesterol causes heart attacks.

Bree: What planet is he from? the same one as lady gaga?

Hannah Moon: SERIOUSLY! He always tries to be all smart and stuff, when really, whenever I ask him questions, he NEVER answers them, he just bashes other people.

Bree: That's a typical liberal response. They bash and not defend

Hannah Moon: Exactly. He always tries to be a know-it-all, but I always pwn him.

Bree: I pwned liberals in my english class ^^

Hannah Moon: Sweeeeeeet

Bree: it was about global warming.

Hannah Moon: Oh snap. I pwned them in my history class once. It was the only time I bothered to debate. I get too riled up.

Bree: I wonder if 2012 is a liberal theory

Hannah Moon: Which is also false because the 2012 Mayan calendar does not mean the end of the world, but the end of an age and the beginning of a new one.*major nerd*

Bree: See its just them sending everyone into a panic, as usual.

Hannah Moon: Yup. Drives me insane. And I hate how they automatically assume that people that dislike Obama are either racist or love Bush. I hate Obama, and I am NOT racist, and I hate Bush as well.

Bree: It's that stupid race card bullshit.

Hannah Moon: Heck, most of the friends I've had were other races from me.

Bree: I can't say the same since i spent 11 years in a 80% white town and the amount of black kids in the school was 21.

Hannah Moon: lol I grew up in a very diverse city. I think I only had one or two sets of white neighbors. The rest were black, Russian, and Mexican

Bree: Lol. Well. I think we should take this to a close before even more people hate us.

Hannah Moon: LOL We might have to file restraining orders.

Bree: Remember kiddies. that tube lookign thing under mommy's side of the matress is not a toy.

Hannah Moon: AND STOP POKING ME!

Bree: Good night folks.

Hannah Moon: Nighty night

Come On, Be a Man Already!

So. There's this really annoying guy on Youtube. His name is Fred.

Fred sucks monkey butt

More then that. But how the hell is a boy warping his voice to sound 6 years old funny?

I have no clue. He sounds like a chipmunk with turrets or however it's spelled.

Yes he does. And he likes himself

A little too much lol

no really "judy" is just his voice distorted

Eeeeewww

and so is kevin too

He needs friends.

Yes he does

His shows aren't even funny

and he calls pomeranians squirrels

They don't even look like squirrels

no they dont
Chis might

Or chows because of the tail
But still, squirrels are overused in comedy now too.
He's not very original

I know.
its like
he watches youtube videos and then makes his

Yeah, like, "OK I thought this was funny, so I'm gonna do the same thing while pretending I'm a 6-year-old." LAME.

Even when I'm stoned its not funny
( alot of things are funny when im stoned

lmao
It's easy to make me laugh, especially guys, but he wasn't funny.

See he fails

Big time.

shit.
my brain is dead

Mine too.

See fred kills brain cells

lol People like him because their IQ is dropping

Nuu i don't wanna lose my IQ of 124

I dunno my IQ XD
But I'm sure it's higher than Fred's.

his is -124

lol Seriously
If he was a real man, he'd warp his voice the old fashioned way and suck helium.

How old is he really anyway?

I dunno...
I shall investigate >.>

Yay

I dunno how I'll find it with just the name Fred XD
I'll try YouTube

i know his real name
Lucas Cruishank i think

Oh, there we go
Fred is such an unoriginal name.

I know

He's about 16
Born in 1993

o.o

Yeah. He really needs a life and a better sense of humor.

Yes. Man, I thought I had no life.

I've thought of funnier skits in my sleep.

Me too.

He's not even trying to change his voice on his own, it's all technology.
LAME. It's not that hard to sound like a little kid.

No its not
i could do it in my sleep

I think I do in my sleep...
lol

youve got skills bbys lol

lol And the backwards R thing is dumb
They do the same thing at Kids R Us

and toys are us

Yeah, that's what I was thinking of.
It's not even convincing, the stuff he says
Six-year-olds don't have that kind of vocabulary. Plus his acting is way off.

yes it is

I think we have a long enough blog now. lol

yeah and i keep spacing

lol
So it is time we bring this blog to a close
Remember children, dry humping the Burger King guy is frowned upon in certain counties.

And Poking Bree with a stick equals death by fire.

Proof Obama Is A Liar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Damn Yous A Sexy Bitch

Annah have you ever been on a site and
had a creep hitting on you no matter what
you tell them?

SO. Many. Times. Everywhere.

Well I think today a good topic to cover is
Internet creeps.

Very good topic. They're freakin' EVERYWHERE. I had one at me just a couple days ago.

I just blocked one 5 minutes ago. So one site I've noticed that draws a lot of creeps is myyearbook.com.

Evony has a lot too. Yes, I play that. :P

I've noticed that even if I am in a relationship
the creeps dont care. I had a man from india say he loved me after talking to me
for 30 minutes. Um hello? Second I told him multiple times,
"I have a boyfriend, his name is Robby."
Didn't phase him a bit.

Heck, they always just go straight to, "Wanna cyber?" with me. -_-

Trust me I get that too.
I hate the "wanna fuck?" messages
I get. It pisses me off.

I know, SO gross. As soon as I hit 18, WHAM. Although I had then when I was younger, too. -_-

I know. Turning 18 was like the worst on the internet. A man who was like 30 literally counted down the days until I was 18.
Creepy much?

Same here. Three of them. This one guy once messaged me out of nowhere calling me his "sexy honey."

I have 40 pages of messages like that on myyearbook.
I'm saving them to report some of the men that send
them.

I get lots of it on Facebook. Why would I think guys randomly asking me for nude pics is attractive?

My facebook is set so private I'm not worried about freaks there. But myyearbook?
"Nudez plees?"
Um Fuck No.

This one Italian guy emailed me saying, "I think you are fantastic and amazing. You have an amazing personality" yadda yadda. I never even spoke to him before.

I had a guy comment on a pic of me wearing a low cut shirt saying
"yummy boobs"
Lolwut?

lmao wtfudge? Just a couple days ago on Evony, I was talking to a few friends, and I said I'm single, and this guy immediately privately asked me, "And looking?" I just said "lmao" and then he said, "Just holding out?" So I told him I'm waiting for the perfect guy and said, "How do you know you're not talking to him now?"
O.o

Lol the only person who should say what that one guy said to me is Robby.
Boyfriends have that right ;D
But wow. That guy talking to you failed.
Hes not smooth at all.
Don't make me hit on you again Annah XD

LOL XD I'll admit, he was classier than the other guys lol

My ex right before Robby won me over with a cheesy pick up line...
I still to this day don't know how it worked.
I guess its because his personality is adorable.
It didnt work about because he let me boss him around.
I kinda like being put in my place ;D

LOL Nice XD I'm still holding out as long as possible. I don't want a boyfriend until I find THE guy.

I think I have. I mean I don't want to jump the gun, but I've
never been this happy while with someone.

Well you two do have lots in common. Me, I'm a weirdie. XD

there has got to be another Hannah but in male form somewhere ;D
Our blog is one of the most random blogs. WE get off topic easy.
ADHD FTW

ADD for me XD
IF ANY OF YOU ARE A RED-HAIRED JEWISH CHRISTIAN MALE THAT BELIEVES IN EVOLUTION AND IS A CONSERVATIVE CONSPIRACY THEORIST, LET ME KNOW.

Caps Lock rape.
I dont know anyone like that LMAO

My point exactly. XD

Well Annah I think I'm done.
Remember people, Bree is god, just in human form.

Does that make me Jesus?

Yes It does. Since I am God :D

:O DADDY!

Goodbye earthlings.

Bye byes.